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Radio 1 does not play homophobic lyrics or condone bullying of any kind says Radio 1 controller Andy Parfitt. No, but you are happy to employ homophobic shit stain Chris Moyles, and the fetid shite that spews out of his fat fucking face on a daily basis is much more offensive then anything the Pogues have ever sung about.
Speaking of cocks, what the tits was John Major doing on telly on Sunday complaining about Tory sleaze? I mean, that's like Thatcher going on telly and complaining that Labour are too tough on the unions. Shove it up your cock, John Major, you hypocritical bollock-faced arse clown.
And seeing as I appear to be having a rant, read this: BMW said the proposals were "naive" steps that would distort the market in favour of makers of smaller cars. That's the fucking point, you gobshite. Big cars = lots of pollution = the planet dies. We only have one planet the last time I checked, unless there's a secret planet that only rich people know about.

p.s. I quite like the song "We're all going to die" by Malcolm Middleton and would quite like to see it as Christmas No. 1. Let's all buy a copy on CD get it to number one, and then drive round Simon Cowell's house and shove the CDs up his arse.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007 5:16 PM

4 Comments:

Blogger Nick said...

I also thought Pogue-gate was ridiculous. I heard someone say it was a publicity stunt gone bad. It certainly went bad.

I also agree with everything else you say, and more. Frankly, they're all xxxxs out there!!

(These views are my own and not necessarily that of etc etc etc etc.)

5:56 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

Hehe, I watched John Major on TV on Sunday and the only thought that crossed my mind was why was he wearing pink socks, I don't think the words he was spouting registered! Clearly he is a hypocritical bollock-faced arse clown with little fashion sense.

8:15 PM  
Blogger Nick said...

Chris, you missed out that he has really bad taste in women. And is grey.

7:41 AM  
Blogger Tony Ruscoe said...

You think John Major's grey?

Check out this guy!

5:39 PM  

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