Thanks Jimmy
If Jimmy the Cat wasn't retarded, I would ask him these two questions...1) Why, without fail, is my reward for cleaning your litter tray an immediate and gratuitously smelly shit?
2) Why have you stopped burying your doings in the cat litter, the expensive top of the range cat litter that is very effective at literally soaking up smells, especially when BURIED.
His answer for both questions would of course be "Becuase I know it annoys you, and that gives me, a cat, pleasure. We are a spiteful species."
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A welcome return to the cat posts, keep them coming!
At least Jimmy the Cat is doing his smelly shits in the litter tray (with the expensive top of the range cat litter that is very effective at literally soaking up smells)!
Things would be a lot worse if he was even more retarded than he is now... just imagine that!
You do realsise you have made a rod for your own back here by pandering to his whims. He never used to have cat litter at Mulehouse road. Chuck the ungrateful bugger out everytime you go out, I say. You're too kind for your own good.
Other Chris is right though - more cat posts please! and more cat photies!
The problem is, I don't have a cat flap, so if he needed to go when I was unable to let him out, he would do it in the bath.
He did have an annoying habit of both drinking residual water from the bath and using it as a toilet, but I put a stop to that by leaving it with a few inches of water one night without him knowing. That night I was lying in bed and I heard him jump in, followed by an almighty comotion as he splashed about trying to jump out again.
I smirked quietly to myself and went to sleep.
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