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No Beef & No Onion

Here are some things that are too boring to have a post of their own:

I feel like I've been beaten up. Which in a way I have because I played football on Monday and football to Ian "Wild Man" Wild is an opportunity to try and break every bone in everybody's body. Plus I've started running again and my trainers were a bit old, so that has worn my joints a bit too.

I've started running because I'm doing a half marathon in the Highlands of Scotland in October with Hodge, Vance and Kemp. Plus I'm doing one third of a trialthlon in Hathersage next month. A "monathlon" if you will. Basically rather than doing the full triathlon like everyone else, you can enter a relay version where one person each does one of the disciplines. So I'll be doing the running, natch.

Oh, get this, at work today I bought a packet of Beef & Onion crisps (which are vegetarian friendly) from the vending machine, and they contained no flavouring. I was upset. I went and bought another package and they didn't have any flavouring either. I was even more upset. I ate some of the not beef & not onion crisps and sent the rest of the two flavourless packets to Gary Linekers at Walkers in the hope that they will shower me with free crisps by way of an apology for the upset caused.

See what I mean? What a load of bloody boring bollocks. If I think of anything interesting to write on this blog, I'll be sure to mention it.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006 5:37 PM