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Note to self...

If you ever find yourself in the position of wanting to murder someone, the best thing to do is to run them over on a pedestrian crossing and then drive off. You'll only get a few months in jail, piece of piss. Oh mind you, you would be banned from driving for a whopping four years, that's a long time to wait before being able to kill somebody else.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006 12:27 PM

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