Nectar
Guess what I got in the post today..."I don't know, Chris."
I got a The Who Live DVD and the new Fionna Apple CD with a bonus live DVD.
"That's nice."
Guess how much I payed for them...
"I don't know, Chris."
Nothing, I got them for nothing.
"What do you mean you got them for nothing? Have you literally gone mad? What kind of bizarro world do you live in where you get something for nothing?"
It's not an imaginary world, it's the real world, the real world where you can amass over 8000 points on your Nectar Card without even trying.
"This is amazing. Even though I'm merely a literary construct designed to illustrate your own amazement, I am amazed at what you are telling me."
That's not all, there is a vast amount of ways you can earn money on your Nectar Card. For example, you get 4 points for every pound spent at the online Apple Store. 2 Points for every pound spent at Curries online. The list of online stores where you can earn points goes on and on. iTunes, B&Q, Comet, play.com.
"You are shitting me. Tell me you're shitting me."
I'm not shitting you. Plus with my new Amazon credit card, not only do will I be earning Nectar Points, I will also be earning Amazon vouchers in addition to the 0% interest for 6 months.
"This is just about the most exiting news I've heard all year."
I know, me too. PLUS, I got a £15 Amazon voucher just for applying for the card. Imagine that!
2 Comments:
You corporate slut.
A corporate slut with a free CD and a free DVD! Hooyah!
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