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Top Thirty Facts About Jack Bauer

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 2:57 PM

3 Comments:

Blogger David Kemp said...

get over it.

JACK BAUER IS NOT REAL.

Post something interesting, like your view on the fact the Government now has powers to track all passengers on all flights into, out of and around the UK. What about the kids whose DNA is in the police computers, when the kids haven't been proven guilty of any crime?

Come on Chris, there's so many interesting and challenging topics out there, and you're choosing to bury your head in the arsehole of Rupert Murdoch.

[I'll freely admit to anyone: I don't like, never have liked, probably, due to previous experiences, never will like '24'. I think it's formulaic, predictable, and presents a glamourised view of the security forces that encourages people not to think about them tracking bank accounts, mobile phone records, and internet access, or whatever other infringements on the rights of an individual that they're in the process of making legal.]

12:41 PM  
Blogger David Kemp said...

Oh, and I forgot to say, it also presents the classic neo-con 'black and white' analysis of good and evil, with the good guys always being triumphant (eventually).

12:44 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

Dave, you are either with Jack Bauer or you are against him, and believe me, you don't want to go against him. He will find you and fuck you up and leave you wimpering like a girl whose pony has been killed, killed by Jack Bauer. Because it was a terrorist pony.

That said, I realise my blogging has been less than prolific this month, but it's January. Everyone knows January sucks. I mean, last January I actually officially gave up blogging, only to return once the cold greyness that permiates the mind space in January had thawed, allowing ideas to propogate and grow ripe for harvesting. Blog fruit, that's what I'm talking about here. Innit. Blog fruit. I like blog fruit. Lots of blog fruit. Blog Fruit.

3:05 PM  

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