Ouch
I bust up my knee playing football last night. Somehow the upper two thirds of my body ended up running faster than the lower third, launching me head first to the ground and landing hard on my knee. After a few minutes, I had grown a new knee just next to where my original one is. I'm not a medical doctor, but I suspect that my leg decided to grow a back-up knee in case the original was permanently damaged. Anyway, there doesn't seem to be any lasting damage, just a bit sore right now that's all.Everyone else heroically struggled on without me. They probably thought to themselves, "Is there any point carrying on now that our star player is injured? Probably not, but let's carry on anyway in his honour, and as a tribute, score more goals than we would have done were he still playing", which is exactly what they did. Bless them.
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