Vet
Jimmy: Don't leave me, I'm ill.Me: You're not ill, Jimmy.
Jimmy: I've just been to the vet, of course I'm ill.
Me: You were just being vaccinated.
Jimmy: Am I going to die?
Me: No, because you're not ill.
Jimmy: Have I got cat AIDS?
Me: No, you haven't got "cat AIDS".
Jimmy: Well, if it's all the same to you, I'm just going to stagger around looking sorry for myself, just to be on the safe side.
Me: Fine. I'm going to work.
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