Spider
Dear God,
I'm sorry, but I just fail to see the point of spiders this big, and I'm especially not fond of them hurtling towards me across the floor when I'm eating my lunch. I have a new rule for you, if the spider is big enough to make the baby Jesus cry, then you may want to rethink your design.
I know what you're thinking, you're thinking to yourself, "It's not that big". Well listen buster, notice in the picture that he is kneeling down, when stood up he looks *much* bigger. That's just wrong man, this isn't bloody Australia, it's Sheffield. Sort it out.
Chris
P.S.
I didn't mean to kill it, I just captured it in a glass so I could finish my pizza in peace, but forgot about it, and it died. Of natural causes. Please don't smite me.
1 Comments:
Hey monkey boy
I don't think being starved and/or suffocated due to being trapped under a glass is natural causes.
Be kind to spiders, as one day they'll rule the earth.
Mr Lizard
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