The Ashes
Two aliens were visiting Earth to research the local customs. They split up so that they could learn more in the time allowed. When they met to share their knowledge, the first alien told of a religious ceremony it had seen."I went to a large green field shaped like a meteorite crater. Around the edges, several thousand worshippers gathered. Then two priests walk to the centre of the field to a rectangular area and hammer six spears into the ground, three at each end.
Then eleven more priests walk out, clad in white robes. Then two high priests wielding clubs walk to the centre and one of the other priests starts throwing a red orb at the ones with the clubs."
"Gee," replied the other alien, "what happens next?"
"Then it began to rain."
No rain yet, and it seems England have made an impressive start by taking 5 wickets before lunch on day 1. Have that.
3 Comments:
I have a nasty feeling that this post has bitten you in the ass, for Australians all over the world will now be saying have that.
Bring on the second test...
Good point, Coco.
Stop calling me Coco, argh!!
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