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Dishwashered Salmon

There's a lot of talk about Carbon Neutrality these days. For example, in order to make their new album carbon neutral, Coldplay planted enough trees to offset the CO2 usage recording the album will have generated. It is a shame nobody pointed out that the easiest way for them to remain carbon neutral would be to not have recoded another album in the first place, because they are talentless gibbons whose songs all sound the same, and they should all be locked up for crimes against music in a high-security prison where they get bum-wrecked every night by someone called Big Ken, because they deserve it.
That aside, I've found out that one way of reducing carbon emmisions is by multitasking your dishwasher usage. First up The Surreal Gourmet has a recipe for poaching fish in the dishwasher. If that's not enough it turns out you can clean your keyboard in the dishwasher too. So next time you are about to set a load of dishes going, think to yourself - do I have any fish that needs poaching or keyboards that need cleaning too? Welcome to age of Carbon Neutrality.

Tuesday, June 07, 2005 1:42 PM

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