Occasionally, when I go upstairs and see Jimmy the cat asleep, I like to play cat buckaroo - a game that requires both a steady hand and an understanding of the complex dynamic underpinnings of a cat's psyche. The game is quite straightforward, you simply pile things on top of a cat until it gets pissed off and shakes everything off. I'm really bad at the game - the best I've ever managed is three things - a sock, a TV remote control and a watch. The sock was easy, even the tv remote went unchallenged and the watch barely raised an eyebrow. But I got cocky, I clearly thought that I was some sort of cat buckaroo master, that if there was some sort of cat buckaroo world championship I'd be a dead cert for the title. As I put an empty bottle of mineral water on Jimmy's head I realised how wrong I was. Clearly I'm not a cat buckaroo master at all, I'm actually a bit rubbish at it. I really sbould learn to walk before I can run, and can have any hope of competing with these people.
Mini Blog
I come across a number of interesting, fun, clever, stupid links on my travels around the internet, but can never be arsed to blog them as it's too much effort. However, Friend Feed has aleviated nearly all of that hassle. So, subscribe to this feed and you'll get all the links that I think worthy of your attention. It will be just like old times, when this blog was nothing but a repository of links to other sites. Anything else I post on the internet, like new photos will also show up in the feed.
Previous Posts
Prince Charles
Urban Golf
Dishwashered Salmon
Monsters!
H5N1
Resonance FM
Star Wars Episode III
Frog Racing
Moonwalking Bird
Wedding Photography
2 Comments:
I didn't know this game existed. All my cats are dead. Feel like I have missed my calling.
hahaha, I think I nearly weed myself reading that !!!
Gonna have to give it a go, our cat lies there in the sun ALLL day so shouldnt be too difficult !
However playing on the dogs could be a hole other challenge !
Post a Comment
<< Home