I mentioned last week that I found a load of film that I had forgotten about. I've had it processed and one of the batches was taken at London Zoo last September. I didn't like London Zoo. Pretty much all of the cool animals have gone to Whipsnade Wildlife Park, as it was quite rightly decided that a pokey little cage in a Victorian zoo is not an ideal place for things like elephants. The animals that are left all look depressed. They must have seen the other animals being released and are all jealous. Maybe the tigers sent the lions a postcard saying things like
"Wish you were here? Well you're not. I am. It's great. They didn't move you here because they think you'll be dead soon anyway, and so there's really no point, loser. (You will have to envisage me making an L shape with my paw. I know that being a tiger this is not technically possible, because I haven't got opposable thumbs, but you get my point, which is that you are a loser). Everyone knows that the tiger is the real king of the jungle. You're just the twat of the jungle."
Tuesday, March 29, 2005 9:51 AM
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